There was once a man who was selling his horse but he didn't want to because to make it go, you had to say thank god and to make it stop, you had to say tom cruise.There was this one other man who wanted to buy a horse so he tried it.The man who was selling the horse told the other man everything about the horse so the man on the horse started by saying thank god and the horse started moving.The man on the horse rode for a few minutes until he saw cliff.The man forgot what to tell the horse to make the horse stop.Tommy Hilfiger?What was the name?Then he got it.Tom Cruise!The horse stopped.The horse stopped about one foot away from the cliff.The man on the horse said,"thank god we didn't fall off the cliff".THUMP!The end