mother: if you are passed in your class i will give you Rs100.00 . son:mom i saved our Rs 100. mother:how? son:i am failed!

why was cinderalla not accepted in the foot ball? because she kept running away from the ball

SITA, RAM hai to SITA kaun hai? socho socho...... oye yaar, SITA memory hai. [ RAM = random access memory ]

Where do birds go to drink coffee? Ans: To nest-cafe

can u tell me the name of the girl who pushed her father from the top of a building ? ans: PUSH-PA

how can u convert sambar into gold ? add 22 carrots.

Q- what do you call a spaceship that lands on the sun? A- an UNIDENTIFIED FRYING OBGECT. Q- what do you get if you cross your brain with elastic? A-a real stretch of the imagination. Q-why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A-because he had no body to go with.